Category: Funny SMS

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

1 Mirasi glti se roza rkh betha

12 bje usne bete

se kha: dekho

suraj duba?

Ni aba

3 bje:duba kya?

Ni

4 bje:surj duba?

Ni

Mirasi:A Aj Mainu

lay k e duby ga

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

At a bus stand in Lahore,
An American Doctor got Heart attack
after reading a Book’s Name:
How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.’
Rs. 150/-

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai