Category: Funny SMS

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

How to grow up a baby

to make him absolutely honest,

lovable, funny, truthful

and an extremely intelligent kid

.

.

.

Well, ask my parents.

M U H A B B A T

I S H Q

P Y A R

or

Dosti

Ye 4cheezen hr tufan ka muqabila kr skti hain

Mgr 1cheez in sb ko khtm kr skti hy

Aur

Wo

Hy

“ABBy di JUTti”

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

Who is a boy?
.
A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
.
he starts compromising at a very tender age.
.
He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining silently.
.
Boy’s life is tough and full of sacrifice.
.
.
.
.
joke finished u can laugh now:D :) :D

Once an Old Man was in Hurry,

He forget to Zip up his Pent.

A Girl said: Your Zip is open.

Old Man said: Don’t Worry!

Dead Birds never Fly…