Category: Funny SMS

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

At a bus stand in Lahore,
An American Doctor got Heart attack
after reading a Book’s Name:
How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.’
Rs. 150/-

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

A toilet is like a National assmbly meeting

People come with a lot of pressure,

sit, express their feelings,

create a lot of noise & finally drop the issue.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya

Aadmi:
tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?

Machar:
ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Meaning of PYAAR?

It’s a group of friends sitting

around a table and smoking

and saying….

“P – YAAR”.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.