we might wake up
In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up” :-D
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Actual Funny Meanings
Actual Funny Meanings:
TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost!
Ahaan! = I’m really not interested in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these!
Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk to me please.
Cool = I’ve heard enough of you loser!
OK = whatever! Don’t eat my brain now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say.
sirf SMS karty hain
Pyaar karne waale log Telenor se baat karte ha
Knjus log ZonG se baat karte ha
Ameer Jazz se
Khubsurt Ufone se
Ziddi Warid se
Lekin zaheen log kabhi baat nahi kartey
wo sirf SMS karty hain.
me uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO
jeet k bhi haar gaya me pyar ki baazi yaaro,
me uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO.
wo guzar gai paas se nazar tak na milai,
bcz i was in CHING-CHI she was in PIJAR0.
difficult part of life
Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
Without Me Is Nothing
WikiPedia: I Know all
.
Google: I Have all
.
Internet: Without me is nothing
.
.
Computer: Without me u don’t function.
.
.
.
WAPDA: ponki jao. :D
Funny Food Language
What did the Lonely Banana say?
I m “A’kela” :-p
What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
“Aaloo?” ;-)
Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
In the Gobi desert :-D
What did the confused Egg say?
I dont “Unda”-Stand :-p
What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
I wish I was a “Puri” ;-)
What Language do Carrots speak?
Gajar-ati :-p
What did the first Pizza slice say
to the other Pizza slice so it would move?
Pizza-“HUT” :->
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!
Kuttey nay kaat liya tha
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…
Phoolon mein Tum, Khayalon mein Tum
Phoolon mein Tum,
Khayalon mein Tum,
Dil mein Tum,
Baghon mein Tum,
Sapno mein Tum,
Yaadon mein Tum,
kitabon mein tum,
0y..! Tussi ghar v BendayO,
K PHIRDY E REHNDY O…?